Working on Item #1 of things that Brandon can’t trip over, fall down, fall up, or fall off of.
Gave up on Item #1 of things that Brandon can’t trip over, fall down, fall up, or fall off of and are feverishly attempting to locate Item #2 that Pres. Xiden can’t trip over, fall down, fall up, or fall off of.
OK, after 7 years of open ended investigations, we can find nothing that President Brandon Xiden cannot trip over, fall down, fall up, or fall off of.
The FBI formally closes the case and issues a warning that any and all inanimate objects are a danger to President Xiden.
