Who could have brought cocaine into the White House? Surely not the President's cocaine addict son, so who?
The White House was temporarily evacuated on Monday after a suspicious package containing a white powder was found on the premises. The powder tested positive for cocaine hydrochloride, a highly addictive and illegal drug, which also happens to be the preferred drug of choice of Hunter Biden, the President’s son and de facto Official White House Greeter.
The White House and the Secret Service declined to comment, naturally, but who could have brought cocaine into the White House?
We know that the President’s cocaine addict son is not involved, as Pres. Biden reminds us daily that his son:
- Has never done anything wrong, ever.
- Is the smartest man he knows.
- Has never sold Joe Biden’s political influence to foreign entities for cash.
- Has never consumed illegal drugs.
- Has never consorted with prostitutes.
- Has never owned a laptop.
- Was never less than honorably discharged from the Navy (he was an officer) for using cocaine.
- Has never made porn videos with multiple prostitutes while smoking crack in a bathtub naked.
- Has never conducted business with people in Ukraine, Russia, or China.
- Never had an torrid sex and drug laced affair with his dead brother’s wife.
- Never met with Ukrainian, Russian, or Chinese officials that resulted in massive bank deposits (in the millions) to Hunter Biden controlled LLC’s in the days following these alleged meetings.
- Never had an affair with an exotic dancer resulting in the birth of a baby girl, Navy. (Even though H. is paying her child support and has been in a high profile support battle that was all over the news)
- Is the most honest, caring, loyal, devout, and decent human being on the face of Planet Earth.
- Again has never done anything wrong or illegal ever in recorded history.
So according to Joe Biden, if there wasn’t a Jesus already, Hunter would be Him. Maybe Hunter is the Second Coming?
If you don’t see any news articles about this, don’t be surprised. It’s being swept under the rug (and snorted by Hunter) as we read this. And if you search the MSM, there isn’t a single mention of this. CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, PBS, WaPo, NYT, all have 100% ignored this story.
Can you imagine if cocaine had been found in the WH when Trump was in office? The media would be in feeding frenzy mode for weeks on end.
