Biden and His Health Nazis: We recommend that you get the Wuhan virus vaccine immediately! You won’t get the China virus and you won’t carry it or spread it. You will have your life back again.
Most Americans: Okay, great! We’ll check it out.
Biden and His Health Nazis: Get the Wuhan Virus vaccine now or wear a mask forever!
Most Americans: Uhh, I thought… Well OK, if you say it’s for our health and welfare.
And about 71% of all Americans have received their vaccination to prevent them from being infected by or spreading the virus that came from Wuhan, China. Most Americans have also been wearing masks for nearly 2 years to help stop the spread of the Chinese virus.
Biden and His Health Nazis: You now need to wear a mask even if you’re fully vaxxed against Covid-19!
Most Americans: Uhh, why? You said that we wouldn’t have to… Well, we’re sure you and Fauci know more than we do and you must be looking out for our best interests, right? But why did you change the name of the virus? Oh, I see, to appease the Chinese and the WHO.
Biden and His Health Nazis: Yes we are smarter than you, and we are looking out for your best interests all the time. This is exactly why you are now required to get a “booster” for your previous Covid-19 vaccination(s) that were ineffective. We know what is best for you and we really care. Trust us. And yes, we altered the name of the virus because focus groups determined that kinder gentler messaging was needed, which would thereby make the virus seem less dangerous and less transmissible, and not point to the actual origin of the virus which is Wuhan, China and the CCP.
Most Americans: Umm, I got both your shots, I wear 3 masks, I live in a bubble, I don’t have any friends any longer, even my dog hates me now, and you’re saying since I’m vaccinated I’m not really protected yet… Well, if you say I have to continue, you always seem to have the answer for the ever-changing WuFlu.
Biden and His Health Nazis: Yes, we only do what is best for you and we are only looking out for your best interests. We now order you wear 2 masks, not gather in groups larger than 5 people, and you must verify that everyone entering your home is fully vaccinated. If they are not, do not associate with them anymore. They are domestic terrorists and want to murder your children and/or your grandparents. Contact the FBI immediately.
Most Americans: But we’ve done all that you said for the past year, and things are only getting worse, day by day. The people who are vaccinated are getting the Wuhan virus more than the unvaccinated currently. Why are you telling us we need a vaccine, a booster, multiple masks, can’t travel, can’t have family over to visit, if it isn’t stopping the Chinese virus?
Biden and His Health Nazis: Because these measures stop the transmission of Covid-19 unless they don’t (according to Dr. Fauci, the CDC {depending on the day}, the World Health Organization, and the Chinese Communist Party). If you’re fully vaccinated, you are 100% protected from Covid-19, unless you’re not. But you also need to wear a mask to protect the unvaccinated, who also should wear a mask to protect the vaccinated.
Most Americans: Wait…what? We’re protected unless we’re not? WTF?
Biden and His Health Nazis GET YOUR BOOSTER OR DIE. WEAR MORE MASKS OR DIE! LISTEN AND OBEY OR DIE! REPORT THE UNVACCINATED FOR ERADICATION RE-EDUCATION. Have a nice day! 🙂
