Rule # 1: The Wuhan virus didn’t come from China and if you think it did you are a racist hater and need to remove yourself from society.
The virus came from American military personnel that was bitten by a bat, or ate a snake that ate a bat, or ate a bat that bit a snake, or was bitten by a snake, or ate a rat that knew a snake that ate a bat. But it didn’t come from China, ask the Chinese or Joe Biden and they’ll tell you the truth. They love you long time.
The virus can travel 6 ft. indoors, it can not travel 6’1″ or greater.
It can travel 12 ft. outdoors, it can not travel 12’1″ or greater.
It can live on all surfaces except anything that comes in the mail from Amazon.
It is unable to live in Target, Walmart, Home Depot, Lowe’s, or any grocery store.
It is completely harmless in protests, riots, assaulting policemen, committing arson, torching police cars, firebombing Federal buildings, or looting.
It is only deadly in churches, schools, polling places, bars, restaurants, small businesses, hair salons, or anywhere that conservatives may congregate.
It can not live on your food as long as you get it at the drive-thru window of a fast-food establishment or if you wear your mask while eating a sit-down meal at a restaurant.
Democrats cannot transmit the virus to others. Republicans are the only known super-spreaders of the virus.
Hollywood’s elite are immune from the virus and do not have to resort to “social distancing” as the common people must, something about the “water”.
Coming across the Southern U.S. Border illegally 100% decimates the Wuhan virus in a nano-second with the added benefit of making previously poor people wealthy homeowners.
The Wuhan virus is a “smart” virus. It can tell the time in multiple time zones and knows when not to infect you.
